we don’t need no

education is very very.

the princess asked me the other day

‘do we have any cd with tchaikovski?’

we have. ‘why?’

‘the music teacher asked us to bring some, we’re having a class on tchaikovski’

so i find the symphony no. 6 aka ‘pathetique’ and a couple of piano and violin concertos. then, just before she got out of the door, i remembered the ‘compilations of masterpieces’ and call her back to have also some pieces of ‘the nutcracker’, ‘sleeping beauty’, and ‘swan lake’.

‘the teacher will surely prefer these shorter ones’

this evening, i asked them my cd-s back.

‘well, which one did you listen?’

‘none’

‘why?’

‘there was no time for it’.

wtf. of course. it was the music class about tchaikovski, how could they possibly have time to waste?!?

good shot, sir!

the uncensored version

‘limerack’

an african-american

sent navy SEALS to pakistan

when they heard ‘black hawk down’

they fled from the town

and forgot to take pictures of pakistan

debate on torture

the Bear and the Rabbit were sharing a cell at Gitmo.

– i can’t stand it, Bear! they’re beating me every day and keep asking me to ‘confess’, and i don’t even know WHAT to confess!

– i know, Rabbit, they’re doing the same to me…

the cell door opens and the throw in a Giraffe. the Rabbit is dismayed:

– oh, Bear, i’ll admit anything! look what they did to the poor Horse!!!

this is my contribution to the debate on the merits of torture, a debate relaunched after the alleged killing of the alleged terrorist osama binladen, resulting from alleged information on his hiding place obtained from allegedly torturing alleged terrorists already in custody, allegedly in cia prisons allegedly located in other countries.

so they say

they take dozens of pictures of innocent civilians they have murdered and/or tortured. they brag about it on facebook, twitter, shitter, and all over the internet. but the one time they allegedly kill the most wanted terrorist, they don’t have a single lousy snapshot. “we dumped him into the sea”.

yea, right. dumped who?  i’m under the strongest impression that osama binladen is just a fictional character.

and until now, i was convinced they went to the moon.

UPDATE: a US senator says she “does not see a need” to release pictures with towelhead’s corpse. she says “the DNA has been dispositive  (?!?!)”. and another prominent US senator somehow hopes that al quaeda will “acknowledge”  the death of binladen, and this would spare the public the trouble of seeing pictures described by the white house as “gruesome”. you got to love those people, always ready to ponder the best interests of everyone in their country and of the whole world.

the more they babble, the less credible the eventual official publishing will be, and the higher chances to see the pics in an unauthorized release.

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