f*ck the ISP.
f*ck their area monopoly.
f*ck their hotline. and the messages on their hotline – about promotions. when i call from my mobile, because my phone line is also from the ISP, and it fails together with the internet connexion.
f*ck their distribution boxes, ready to drown whenever it rains.
f*ck their CATV, with my favorite channel set by default in another language than the rest, and requiring just 3 more button pushes every time i zap there.
f*ck their bandwidth of “up to…”.
f*ck their management, their cashiers, and their phone operators who tell you to send an e-mail.
f*ck the neighbors who don’t agree to allow the competitors in, because it would add another set of holes in the staircase floors. well, f*ck this ISP’s holes – all of them.